you have way too much time on your hands

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
spectra-bear
depsidase

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imsobadatnicknames2

"Rail only works over short distances" one of the most detached from reality carbrain statements I've ever read. Rail is objectively, demonstrably better to cover long distances than it is to cover short distances. Car culture legitimately gives you some kind of brain fungus.

catgirlforeskin

It’s also so hilariously stupid to go “umm the country is too big for rail” when 99% of trips aren’t from New York to California, they’re within your city, or maybe to the next city over. When a majority of people live in cities, having short-distance fail there (and returning to dense, walkable/bikable urbanism) would so vastly improve everyone’s lives.

We’ve also ALREADY HAD rail all across the country, nearly all cities and towns were built along railroads. Our cities and transit were just all destroyed by the car industry and continue to be mutilated by sprawl because politicians have been in their pocket for nearly a century.

American cities were not built for cars, they were bulldozed for cars.

thededfa
teaboot

please god above can someone explain to me why we're still working on self driving cars when trains exist

teaboot

"we're training them to interpret road signs!" Train goes same place every day. No road signs.

"when forced to choose between old lady and child, which is more ethical for the car to hit?" Fence around train track. Nobody on the road.

"people with disabilities preventing them from driving themselves can be independent" Yes but also. Train.

"reduces the dangers of fatigue with long distance trucking" Train.

"the technology is not yet price effective for the average driver" Train.

Seriously come on choo choo bitches let's goooooooooo

thededfa
luckydreaming

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

onceuponakhaleesi

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

jamesbleach

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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usedtobehmc

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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rootbeersweetheart

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

coffeeandcursewords

This post is immaculate

mobians-and-emeralds

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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strampunch

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

pokemon-chick-1personalblog

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What in the world?

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Oh why not? This should be interesting.

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Here we go!

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Were all mad here in Underland!

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What the hell! Never Again!

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… Actually …

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One more time.

combthecombel

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Alright, I gotta try this!

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Can’t be that bad!


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….

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…oh my god…

verityglasses

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

fairytail-angel

This is one of my favourite things to look at

strampunch

holy shit this stuff is back

oliviasblogisawesome

The Gravity Falls one though

fairylightshowell

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i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

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here goes nothin-

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w HAT THE

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DID I JUST-

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WHAT THE FUCK

artfulaveryhofferd

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Okay Clearly something is up.

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Hmm… I wonder

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I’m sure nothing could possibly…

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HOLY SHIT

sirdragneel

IT GOT BETTER

nukewolf

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

cm8x-insanity

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I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

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roses-in-fire

Never not reblog

ryrobsessed

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

cate-geo

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

cyber-corp

It’s like looking at an influential piece from an art period…

land-of-brains-and-chocolate
land-of-brains-and-chocolate

this fanmix is really making me realise how many love songs use phrasing like “when you lived inside of me” or “you’re running through my veins” or “i’ve got you under my skin” like symbiotes are the romantic ideal

land-of-brains-and-chocolate

how does the symbiote feel about this phenomenon… people crooning about how they wish they could just fucking crawl inside somebody’s very being and the symbiote’s listening to this swishing a wine glass of chocolate milk like it’s exactly as good as you imagine it actually; you have my sympathies

Venom I want to crawl into someones skin so bad rn. Do you think the ribcage is as beautiful from the inside dont you want to envelop someones heart I am. Lonely. Sorry for dropping that in your notes
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pangur-and-grim

twitter is broken today 😭 are there any other ways that people search for anthologies to apply to?

funyarinpaa

might not be broken actually! Might be working as intended!

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1675187969420828672?t=Vz-o-KCqBCFe4Yn5InM-YQ&s=19

pangur-and-grim

OH FUCK! okay twitter is dead, that’s amazing. this is a death blow. does he not understand that the platform relies on addictive doom scrolling, and that people actively want to quit but can’t because it activates all the right brain chemicals? this is wonderful for me at least, with Elon’s help I can finally kick this particular addiction.